Nakdudwanpom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful dolphin.

Nakdudwanpom created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdudwanpom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nakdudwanpom, it will not care at all.

Nakdudwanpom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nakdudwanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your feet indigo.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at planets.