Armnegpog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent yak.

Armnegpog created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnegpog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Armnegpog, he will turn you into a frog.

Armnegpog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Armnegpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must love Armnegpog.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about stars.