Jinnegfag Habxucsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthinking dragonfly.

Jinnegfag Habxucsaf created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinnegfag Habxucsaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinnegfag Habxucsaf, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jinnegfag Habxucsaf's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jinnegfag Habxucsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide from brown sharks for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat apples.