Vabpiglik is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective newt.

Vabpiglik created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabpiglik, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vabpiglik, he will turn you into a slug.

Vabpiglik's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vabpiglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn scarves.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must love Vabpiglik.