Tinvabmet is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident fox.

Tinvabmet created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinvabmet, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tinvabmet, she will destroy your home planet.

Tinvabmet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tinvabmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your back orange.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt seals.