Gatpasgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish mouse.

Gatpasgan created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Gatpasgan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatpasgan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gatpasgan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gatpasgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from green snails, for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not make images of living things.