Wipliblag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful fairy.

Wipliblag created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipliblag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipliblag, she will turn you into a mole.

Wipliblag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wipliblag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing gray hats.