Dutnibfubtantanafdogdog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, emotional jellyfish.

Dutnibfubtantanafdogdog created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutnibfubtantanafdogdog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutnibfubtantanafdogdog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dutnibfubtantanafdogdog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dutnibfubtantanafdogdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dutnibfubtantanafdogdog.

5. Fast once a month.