Limquattag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy bat.

Limquattag created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limquattag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limquattag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Limquattag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Limquattag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must love Limquattag.

5. Worship no other gods but Limquattag.