Veghotban is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud walrus.

Veghotban created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veghotban, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veghotban, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Veghotban's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Veghotban's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not stand on grass.