Haksognel is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring deer.

Haksognel created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Haksognel, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Haksognel, she will turn you into a snail.

Haksognel's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Haksognel's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Do not chop down trees.