Bogcedhan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able centaur.

Bogcedhan created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcedhan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogcedhan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bogcedhan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bogcedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Pray towards the east.