Nibfunlen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome hedgehog.

Nibfunlen created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfunlen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibfunlen, he will turn you into a goat.

Nibfunlen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nibfunlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never paint your face indigo.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.