Fotzog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak mouse.

Fotzog created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotzog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fotzog, it will turn you into a tree.

Fotzog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fotzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.

5. Never feed corn to goats while wearing blue ear rings.