Minsatved is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome alligator.

Minsatved created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minsatved, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Minsatved, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Minsatved's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Minsatved's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must love Minsatved.