Dabtafquag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring zebra.

Dabtafquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabtafquag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabtafquag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dabtafquag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dabtafquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Always pray immersed in water.