Bumfabdib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful goat.

Bumfabdib created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumfabdib, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bumfabdib, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bumfabdib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bumfabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Bumfabdib on top of important buildings.