Jabzogmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind hare.

Jabzogmeg created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabzogmeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jabzogmeg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jabzogmeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jabzogmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.