Wabnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient hippopotamus.

Wabnad created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabnad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabnad, it will think nothing of it.

Wabnad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wabnad.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never sing in the presence of swans.

5. Never pour water over plants.