Wittoflip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, resourceful beaver.

Wittoflip created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wittoflip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wittoflip, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wittoflip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wittoflip's Holy Commandments

1. Wittoflip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Never think about gravity.