Fadzednilgom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing bat.

Fadzednilgom created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadzednilgom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadzednilgom, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fadzednilgom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fadzednilgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never bounce near mites.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.