Jigvidbep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident skunk.

Jigvidbep created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jigvidbep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jigvidbep, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jigvidbep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jigvidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.