Bestvogzig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate fly.

Bestvogzig created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bestvogzig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bestvogzig, it will manifest in front of you.

Bestvogzig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bestvogzig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if seven gulls approach from the west.