Tapcidhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tiresome crane.

Tapcidhit created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Tapcidhit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tapcidhit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tapcidhit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tapcidhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Never eat bark.