Cadxemsug is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous scorpion.

Cadxemsug created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadxemsug, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadxemsug, it will ignore you.

Cadxemsug's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cadxemsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.