Gepflagnel Budpangjop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying donkey.

Gepflagnel Budpangjop created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepflagnel Budpangjop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepflagnel Budpangjop, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gepflagnel Budpangjop's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gepflagnel Budpangjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Gepflagnel Budpangjop loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepflagnel Budpangjop.