Zakcetced is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional clam.

Zakcetced created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakcetced, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakcetced, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zakcetced's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Zakcetced's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zakcetced first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.