Nurtrillquatdimmetjap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid wyvern.

Nurtrillquatdimmetjap created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nurtrillquatdimmetjap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurtrillquatdimmetjap, it will laugh at you.

Nurtrillquatdimmetjap's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nurtrillquatdimmetjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nurtrillquatdimmetjap's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.