Ratlagbiggodbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome gnu.

Ratlagbiggodbaf created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratlagbiggodbaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratlagbiggodbaf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ratlagbiggodbaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ratlagbiggodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratlagbiggodbaf.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never eat green fruit.