Wegbaffag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful chicken.

Wegbaffag created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbaffag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wegbaffag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wegbaffag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wegbaffag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look in ponds.