Gunsitren is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented mink.

Gunsitren created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunsitren, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gunsitren, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gunsitren's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gunsitren's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gunsitren.