Liplogcubsad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent wyrm.

Liplogcubsad created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Liplogcubsad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Liplogcubsad, she will turn you into a worm.

Liplogcubsad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Liplogcubsad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Liplogcubsad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Liplogcubsad loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.