Fabrigflap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart manatee.

Fabrigflap created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabrigflap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabrigflap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fabrigflap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fabrigflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Fabrigflap on top of important buildings.