Flybugtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous centipede.

Flybugtarg created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybugtarg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flybugtarg, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flybugtarg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flybugtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not speak about turnips.