Tipfatlop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish octopus.

Tipfatlop created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfatlop, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tipfatlop, it will be very unhappy.

Tipfatlop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tipfatlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.