Hotcudlid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating goblin.

Hotcudlid created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotcudlid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hotcudlid, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hotcudlid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hotcudlid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Always help voles.