Bastsidkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, stupid crane.

Bastsidkop created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastsidkop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastsidkop, it will turn you into a worm.

Bastsidkop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bastsidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bastsidkop on top of all buildings.