Tipdubhit Metkopbod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, stupid camel.

Tipdubhit Metkopbod created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdubhit Metkopbod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tipdubhit Metkopbod, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipdubhit Metkopbod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tipdubhit Metkopbod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipdubhit Metkopbod.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Do not take Tipdubhit Metkopbod's name in vain.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not chop down trees.