Wonbidhak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering dolphin.

Wonbidhak created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wonbidhak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wonbidhak, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wonbidhak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wonbidhak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Wonbidhak on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always wear pink.

5. You must never eat peanuts.