Hunnanvid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent troll.

Hunnanvid created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunnanvid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunnanvid, it will turn you into a plant.

Hunnanvid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hunnanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hunnanvid loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.