Liktadboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental octopus.

Liktadboss created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liktadboss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Liktadboss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Liktadboss' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Liktadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Worship no other gods but Liktadboss.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Do not listen to music.