Nullyakkopcidcissflatham is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring rhinoceros.

Nullyakkopcidcissflatham created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullyakkopcidcissflatham, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullyakkopcidcissflatham, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nullyakkopcidcissflatham's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nullyakkopcidcissflatham's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about amino acids.