Yattdadpadmiggumwapcetpig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil troll.

Yattdadpadmiggumwapcetpig created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattdadpadmiggumwapcetpig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yattdadpadmiggumwapcetpig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Yattdadpadmiggumwapcetpig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yattdadpadmiggumwapcetpig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Yattdadpadmiggumwapcetpig on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.