Nathimpas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-assured butterfly.

Nathimpas created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nathimpas, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nathimpas, it will turn you into a snail.

Nathimpas' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nathimpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not wear black clothing.