Nelltetticutshav is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous hummingbird.

Nelltetticutshav created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltetticutshav, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nelltetticutshav, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nelltetticutshav's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nelltetticutshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.