Bomhencam Sasmathubhit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-assured salamander.

Bomhencam Sasmathubhit created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomhencam Sasmathubhit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomhencam Sasmathubhit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bomhencam Sasmathubhit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bomhencam Sasmathubhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about nebulae.