Hincidgid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable unicorn.

Hincidgid created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hincidgid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hincidgid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hincidgid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hincidgid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Hincidgid's name in vain.