Somkancen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering jellyfish.

Somkancen created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somkancen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Somkancen, she will not care at all.

Somkancen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Somkancen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sheep approach from the east.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your arms blue.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.