Nurarntarpbegbarnjip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless dove.

Nurarntarpbegbarnjip created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurarntarpbegbarnjip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurarntarpbegbarnjip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurarntarpbegbarnjip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nurarntarpbegbarnjip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never jump in the presence of goats.

4. Always wear red.

5. Put Nurarntarpbegbarnjip first in all things.