Madgabfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, competent toad.

Madgabfom created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madgabfom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madgabfom, she will turn you into a frog.

Madgabfom's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Madgabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Hide if three capybaras approach from the south.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madgabfom.